1 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,625 BEN KATALA 2 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:56,000 ΒΑΝΕΣΑ ΚΑΤΑΛΑ 3 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:06,417 "OUR WOODEN ANNIVERSARY" 4 00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:16,042 Ben, Vanessa, I unite you with the bonds of marriage 5 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,750 5 YEARS OF LOVE ALREADY ... 6 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,292 BEN AND VANESA 7 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,958 Nice huh; With the music of Col andamp; The Gang, of course. 8 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:36,667 You know, I did the editing. He will cry, for sure. 9 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,208 It 's terribly romantic. 10 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,667 If you want my opinion, do not bother so much. 11 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:44,042 It is our wooden anniversary. The five years are very important! 12 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,917 Go on the trip on the weekend! 13 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,875 Are you kidding me? I rented a boat and stayed on the mat. 14 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,917 -Everything decorated with roses. -Nice ... 15 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,667 I paid for everything. I hope her boss leaves her. 16 00:01:57,833 --> 00:02:00,958 - He does not like you very much, eh? - He just never remembers me. 17 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:05,083 Each time, I remind him when we met ... I swear to you! 18 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:13,417 -Blues, from here Thierry, friend. -Thanks for the invitation. 19 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,750 Do you remember my husband, Ben? 20 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:19,458 Hello. I do not think I know you. 21 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,917 Ben Catala. We have met many times. 22 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:27,417 -Truth; Are you sure? -I showed you a house 6 months ago. 23 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,750 We were on the same golf team. We spent four hours together. 24 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:35,458 I'm sorry, I do not remember. Vanessa ... We have to go. 25 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:39,458 - Glenn, I'm glad to meet you. -See you! 26 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,042 - "Glen"; - He does it on purpose. 27 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,208 "What distinguishes those who achieve" ... 28 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,542 "of those who fail is perseverance" ... 29 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,917 as Steve Jobs used to say. 30 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,583 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I insisted. 31 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:57,417 And together, we will persevere. 32 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,000 Thank you very much! 33 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:06,458 Perfect! Good job, baby! 34 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,833 Sorry, my love. Blaise wants us to sign the contract now. 35 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,500 - "Preventions". I will do it in two minutes. -Run! Quickly! 36 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,042 My baby! Well done! 37 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,583 One last detail remains . 38 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,708 They left the microphone open! 39 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,667 Blue, stop! My husband is down! 40 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:40,167 Here is; Come on, one in a hurry ... 41 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:43,500 Look, I have a pony erection. 42 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,042 -Why does a pony have an erection? - "The pains have set him up"? 43 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:54,208 I do not live like this at home! 44 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,125 Come on, Blaise, show me what a man has to say! 45 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:05,667 Take me as your partner! Do it like a pony! 46 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:08,083 Turn off the sound! 47 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:30,375 - I do not feel well ... - Help! 48 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,000 -He will swallow his tongue! -Talk to me! 49 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,833 - I demand an explanation, otherwise a divorce. -Okay. 50 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,667 -What's up? -Okay, we will get a divorce. 51 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:27,417 You called Vanessa Pinier. I can not answer you now. 52 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:30,167 Leave me a message. Unless it's you again, Ben. 53 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,917 The dirt! Excuse me! 54 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,542 The worst separation in the history of divorces! Unacceptable! 55 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,792 You know something; Let's go for women! 56 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,083 - What, no ... - Yes, it will do you good. 57 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:54,542 I'm much better. I hardly cry at all anymore. 58 00:05:55,625 --> 00:06:00,292 And when I feel like it, I say, "No, Christian." 59 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,250 "Do not cry. Be strong." And it catches. 60 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:10,750 Well done, Christian. 61 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:16,000 Divorce is not just a family dispute ... 62 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,583 loss or feeling of abandonment. 63 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,625 -It is above all a ... -Personal failure. 64 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,792 A personal failure! 65 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:26,125 PERSONAL FAILURE 66 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,000 who's turn is it? 67 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:38,083 No, I ... prefer to listen to others. 68 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:40,292 This is your first time. Must. 69 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:43,583 Here, no one will judge you. 70 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,167 My wife left me for her boss. 71 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:58,833 I discovered their relationship at a party ... 72 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:02,500 where everyone heard her do it ... 73 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,125 with her boss. 74 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,042 They had forgotten the microphones open ... 75 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,083 and they heard everything from the office. 76 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,500 And everyone listened ... 77 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,375 - Her orgasm. -Yes, her orgasm. 78 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,083 And instead of apologizing ... 79 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,167 filed for divorce. 80 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,333 My friends, when you are at the bottom of the hole ... 81 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,542 and you think it could not be worse ... 82 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,000 you hear such a story. 83 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,667 There is always something worse. And Ben is the worst! 84 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,875 - Delayed again! -Sorry, Eric. 85 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:47,083 I prefer you to call me Dr. Eric. Ή Fred, if you prefer my little one. 86 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,208 Or my full name. Dr. Fred Eric. 87 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:52,792 Patrick? I did not know that you returned to France! 88 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,208 If I do not bother you, I would do an analysis of your situation, Ben. 89 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,542 -How long has it been? -From the school. 90 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,125 -It 's crazy. - You did not change. 91 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:09,333 Neither do you ... No, you changed. You are perfect! 92 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,375 - With less hair, though. -Damn it! 93 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:14,167 -Calmly! Stop it! -Let me see! 94 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,083 Stop it! I do not like it! 95 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,000 But what are you doing here? 96 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,042 Sorry, but ... My fucker! 97 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,750 The worst separation of all time! 98 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,958 - What happened to you? -It's not that funny. 99 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:42,833 -Sorry ... What are you doing now? - I am a broker. You; 100 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,167 I made a start-up. I sold it and am looking for something else. 101 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,917 What a joke we broke in that apartment! 102 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,750 -Salmon and fillet. -Thanks. 103 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,000 Bon appetit, gentlemen. 104 00:08:56,750 --> 00:09:01,000 -Why don't we do it again? - Roommates at 40? Are you out of your mind; 105 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,833 Yes, we have more money and experience. 106 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,417 We have time and we are single now! We must take advantage of it! 107 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,667 I have it every second weekend . I'm bored in the hospital. 108 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,375 We will comfort each other. 109 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,792 -Come! -Stop, you idiots! 110 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:18,875 - I have an apartment and a life. -Error. You have nothing left. 111 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,375 Your life was your marriage. 112 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,667 And trust my experience. You will also lose all your friends. 113 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,708 David, I'm late. 114 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,250 -What happens; -I can not tell you. 115 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,583 I can not, I tell you! 116 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,542 Do it fast! 117 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,042 My wife does not want to. Forget me, Ben. 118 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:38,833 David, not you! 119 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:44,167 -Hello, Rafa. What is the score? - I'm sorry, I will not let you in. 120 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,125 -Why; He scored a goal. -Perfect! 121 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,375 In the weapons ... 122 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:57,583 -We are Marseille ... -And we will win! 123 00:09:57,792 --> 00:10:00,125 You have become toxic. We will stop seeing each other for a while. 124 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,125 -Something does not want bachelors. - I still haven't gotten a divorce! What do you think; 125 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:06,958 It does the same. He says you will drag me to clubs for women. 126 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:10,042 But I never go to clubs! You go to disgusting strip clubs! 127 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,750 Married. Big difference. 128 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,708 -Who are you talking to? - Do not take me again. 129 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,458 I will not sink with you either. Do not be selfish. 130 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,167 ALL GOOD; 131 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,417 ETHICS, PROSPERITY? 132 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,417 PASS THROUGH THE HOUSE. 133 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,792 I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 134 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:37,083 Nice car! It makes noise, but nice! 135 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:41,000 My ex wanted an electric car because "it does not harm the planet". 136 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,083 Now, I can taste it! What do you have; 137 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,875 - An electric Toyota. - I'm not surprised. 138 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:53,042 -It's far away; -Waze suggests a detour. 139 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,333 - I want to try it. -Are you sure; 140 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,042 Be careful! Brake! 141 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,583 - You do not pass! -I'll come by! 142 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,667 I will do it on myself. 143 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,917 Awesome! 144 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,833 Here, welcome to my house. 145 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:56,958 It is nice. 146 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,917 Like at home. 147 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:22,000 -Damn it. - You do not touch two things. 148 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:27,000 My ex and my Ferrari 250 GTO. 149 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,833 Only 33 tracks came out. Everything is genuine. 150 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,708 It has not been released since winning at Le Mans in 1963. 151 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,125 I never drive it. 152 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:39,083 I go in, I start, I listen to the engine ... 153 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,625 I cry and go out. 154 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,208 Damn it... 155 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,042 What is this; 156 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,583 -Okay, Michelle. He is with me. -What is this; 157 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:59,708 Michelle, my lemur. The best security system. 158 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,250 Good day, Mise me. 159 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,792 Good morning. 160 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:08,417 Here is the beast! 161 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,375 Damn it! 162 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,208 It is the old house of Allen Delon. 163 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,958 Here he made love for the first time with Romy Snyder. 164 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,333 Imagine what energy the house has! 165 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,833 You sold your start-up at a good price! 166 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:25,083 - Do you do drug trafficking? - I'm doing wrong. 167 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,792 - Do you have problems with justice? - No, I succeeded thanks to the bad. 168 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,167 I made the first toilet paper delivery application . 169 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,125 In the bathroom, you have your cell phone. 170 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,000 You run out of paper, you click and they bring it to you in 15 minutes. 171 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,208 Damn it... 172 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,083 Mr Ben, I'm very happy! 173 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,833 Patrick has told me ... 174 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,958 The dirt! The disgusting! It really disgusts me. 175 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:52,625 The worst story I 've ever heard. And I have heard monsters! 176 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,917 -Yes, I know ... -I'm coming! 177 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,083 -Who is this; - Helmut, my "Mary Poppins". 178 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,333 Welcome! 179 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,417 All good; Make yourself at home. 180 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:11,000 If you need something, ironing, cooking, cocktails, travel ... 181 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:14,917 I am here and I do everything. Everything except oral. 182 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,500 -To get ... -To enrich your vocabulary. 183 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,125 Let me guide you! 184 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,542 Well, here is the entrance ... 185 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:35,792 - To enter the house. -Or get our aperitif. 186 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:42,250 Here is the living room. Perfect for watching football with friends. 187 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,375 Or get our aperitif. 188 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,000 The room with toys. 189 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:50,458 -For tournaments with friends. -Or get the aperitif! 190 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:59,458 - Well-being ... - For relaxation. 191 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,500 Don't we get aperitifs here? 192 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,458 No why; Missing, do you think? 193 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:10,000 And now, tell me you do not want to stay here! 194 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,708 Patrick, it's amazing, but I do not think I do for them. 195 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:17,625 Don't you deserve a little joy after the trauma you experienced? 196 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:21,375 - Indeed, the separation was hard. - No, I'm talking about marriage. 197 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:26,208 Your other half is not here to say no. So, say yes! 198 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:31,333 OK, fine. Agreed. I will move here. 199 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,000 Provided I pay a share. - Your kindness, but it is not needed. 200 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,250 I insist, otherwise I will not feel at home. 201 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,875 I understand you. How many? Five thousand a month? 202 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,542 Just kidding. Give what you want. 203 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,292 -No! -What happened; 204 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,958 Let it go, Mr. Ben. That's why you're here. 205 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:09,000 - Come. -Yes sure. 206 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,667 -And the wedding ring. - Not the wedding ring. 207 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,917 Yes, and the wedding ring, Mr. Ben. Come quickly. 208 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,542 - I never take it out. - Do it fast. 209 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:25,000 Come on, take it out quickly, otherwise I will lick. 210 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,500 -Here you go. -Calmly... 211 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,750 Big kiss! 212 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,458 Helmut! 213 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,250 Michelle, right? I'm Ben. 214 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:47,417 Hello, buddy! You do not look like Saini, but you have fun. 215 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,583 Come here, buddy! 216 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 High five! 217 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,000 Yes, glue it! 218 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,875 He is crazy! 219 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:12,958 Helmut? 220 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:18,375 Patrick? 221 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,208 Michelle? 222 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,417 Who are you; 223 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,500 - I succeeded! - You stole! You sent bait. 224 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,542 No, he's my friend Ben. We will live together. 225 00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,667 Hold on. 226 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:03,833 -From here my son Tom. - We have already met. 227 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:09,458 -All right, big? -Bazo! He caresses my head! 228 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,833 Please, Dad. Do we buggy? 229 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,667 -Okay. - I'm going to get it. 230 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:20,208 - You two are in love. - I see him less, but well. 231 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,750 He is forceful. 232 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:25,625 He will go to the Balearic Islands for a tennis seminar with Nadal. 233 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:29,583 -With Rafael Nadal? - No, with Miguel, his uncle. 234 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,875 I'm successful, but up to a point. 235 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:54,042 What are you talking about; 1,200 euros in a bar for mojito? 236 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,208 They definitely stole my card! 237 00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,333 - Ben Catala? -Yes. 238 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,792 Obviously, I never go out. And I do not drink. 239 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,042 Cancel the card ending in 038. 240 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:08,042 Thank you very much. Goodbye. 241 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,833 Goodbye, sly one! 242 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,458 Marion Ross ... Sorry. Party for a girlfriend who is getting married. 243 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,750 - But I do not have 1,200 euros now. -That's why you threw away the card? 244 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,125 -Will he stay between us? -No problem. 245 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,625 - Do you like the road? -Yes. 246 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,625 Well, yes, it's a sex shop. 247 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,708 OH, MY VILLAGER 248 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,708 But you can do a lot of means. 249 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,500 It has many possibilities, I mean. 250 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,750 -Nice. - Shall we go? 251 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:48,958 It needs a little work, but it is a big space. 252 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,417 Sorry. 253 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,167 It is a large space and if I am not mistaken ... 254 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,250 there are two entrances. 255 00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:02,000 The main entrance in front and a small one in the back. 256 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,042 What happened; 257 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,750 After you. 258 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,958 You can remove the false ceiling to show the beams. 259 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,000 -Why are you whispering? - So as not to disturb. 260 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,583 -Whom; -The people in the cabins. 261 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:24,500 Are these cabins? Perfect! I can see; 262 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:27,667 Do not touch it with your hands. It's disgusting! 263 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:31,250 - But I have never seen anything like it. -Let's see if anyone is inside. 264 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,417 Is anyone inside; No, no one. 265 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,333 Come in. 266 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,750 Do not touch anything! 267 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,208 -Perfect! Totally crazy! - Do not touch the door! 268 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,042 The poor thing! 269 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,292 There is also a cinema hall. 270 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,833 Here, your imagination will run wild. 271 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,333 Mainly because I want to open a kindergarten. 272 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,375 Yes, it does require a little imagination. 273 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:02,000 - Do you leave us alone for five minutes? - Sorry, sir, I did not see you. 274 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,625 Have fun. 275 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,792 You can join the three separate spaces. 276 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,875 You will just tear down the partitions. 277 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,417 I know very good workers who will do it for you perfectly. 278 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,250 -If you need more space ... -Yes, I want it big. 279 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:16,542 Seriously; 280 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,625 We saw it all. 281 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,042 It was funny ... The kindergarten. 282 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,708 Women are not just children, cooking and shopping. 283 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,500 Yes of course. 284 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,875 I want to open a martial arts studio for women. 285 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,042 It's a great place, but it takes a lot of work. 286 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,583 Can we negotiate? 287 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,000 -What does the lady say? - He says he is interested. 288 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,042 -But ... -But what? 289 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:49,667 Three hundred thousand in the neighborhood is a mess! Right, Katana? 290 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:55,917 Yes indeed. Very good opportunity. Bunch of things. 291 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,792 If we subtract the 15 thousand for the adjustment of the electricity ... 292 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:03,750 10 for access for the disabled and 25 for the renovation ... 293 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,083 we are at 250 thousand. 294 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,333 Minus 10% for wear. And I reduce my percentages by half. 295 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,167 We fall to 200 thousand, right? 296 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,875 I have ten customers ready to give the original price, Downstream! 297 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,667 My name is Katala and they are not ready. Two years now they hesitate. 298 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,042 It has dice everywhere ... 299 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,667 250. 300 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,375 200. 301 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,167 Thanks! 302 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,083 You are very nice! Are you sure you are a broker? 303 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,000 I do not know any more 304 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,792 You like me and I hate to say my name wrong. 305 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,167 -Thanks, Ben. - I'm going to comfort him now. 306 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:57,250 Sorry ... I ... I was just looking ... 307 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,583 Goodbye. 308 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,667 Are you listening; 309 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,500 -Patrick! -Are you listening; 310 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,708 -What; -Nothing. 311 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,708 This is divorce. No noise or voices. Harmony. 312 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,125 Alone with yourself 313 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,375 -An aperitif? -It's 11 in the morning! 314 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:35,917 Exactly, time for Risco Sour! You are single now! 315 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,792 No one will yell at you when you have fun! 316 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:42,500 - Helmut! -Two Risco Sour? Immediately! 317 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,250 Perfect! 318 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,250 In bachelor life! 319 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:59,125 -Why did you get married? -Are you serious; Because we loved each other. 320 00:23:59,292 --> 00:24:02,333 Big mistake! Love has nothing to do! 321 00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:06,375 Western society convinces us that marriage is necessary. 322 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,333 But it is unnatural. 323 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,625 So say those who dissolved their marriage! 324 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:13,083 -Truth; And the penguins? -Who; 325 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,667 The penguins. I have done research. 326 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:19,125 The only monogamous animal on the planet is the penguin. 327 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,542 All other species, including humans ... 328 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:24,542 are genetically programmed to have many mates. 329 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:28,417 A lifelong marriage does not succeed, because we are not penguins. 330 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:35,292 You do not believe me; 331 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,167 Come with me. 332 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,667 Here is the proof. 333 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:50,167 -Ιkea! -Ιkea; 334 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:54,375 The paradise of couples! Is this your plan? 335 00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:56,708 Are you throwing their happiness in my face to remember my failure? 336 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,958 On the contrary, here is the purgatory of married life. 337 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,667 They do not resist the hell they submit to each other. 338 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,333 And which, quite simply, is called "symbiosis". 339 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Look. 340 00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:10,458 Are you out of your mind; 341 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,167 It is a very large table. It will not fit in the car. 342 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,917 - You fit here! -Very funny! 343 00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:22,417 You have never had this problem. The master is a "slave". 344 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:28,000 -My love, I found it. Grundνal. -Grundtal is, not Grundνal. 345 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:32,500 Grundtal is a jar! You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? 346 00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:36,500 You are completely stupid and I don't see you improving! 347 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,625 -My teddy bear! -What do you think? 348 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:41,625 -Maybe it's a better color. - I don't know, he decided! 349 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:44,708 Yes, it's better. Be good to mom. 350 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,333 I want my teddy bear! 351 00:25:47,542 --> 00:25:50,500 -Where did you put it? -In a drawer. 352 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,292 Get it! 353 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:59,750 - We are not penguins, you saw that. -I didn't realize that. 354 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:04,792 Like everyone. Two out of three pairs they break up The third is pretending. 355 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:07,000 Even Nelson Mandela got divorced! 356 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:11,125 He spent half his life in prison, he was tortured every day and he endured. 357 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,042 It comes out after 27 years. 358 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,208 After six months of marriage, freaks out and breaks up. 359 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:29,042 Your method is radical. Now, I don't want to see Vanessa again. 360 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:30,833 Nice. 361 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,417 - Hi... -Damaged! 362 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,167 -Goodbye. - No, I don't... 363 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,542 What's going on? 364 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,917 My friend Alban... Her husband asked her for a divorce. 365 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,208 Obviously. 366 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,708 Tequila Sunrise and a hot towel, Mr. Ben. 367 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,292 Everything will be fine. 368 00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:21,917 No, nothing will go wrong. 369 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:26,625 I'm not well. My life is over. 370 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,583 Come on, you're with friends now. 371 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,958 I'm bored! Third divorce in three years! 372 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,333 - It's your job's fault. - I know. 373 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:43,750 With a lot of work, we neglect our relationship. 374 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,625 No, I'm a wedding planner. 375 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,542 He organized my wedding. 376 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,250 It's my fault we know nice people at weddings? 377 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,083 It's hard to resist. 378 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:57,500 One handsome best man, on the other a good waiter. 379 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,375 Messy work! 380 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,875 You will come to stay here. 381 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,792 Thanks. 382 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:12,083 It will do me good to be with you Thanks. 383 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,083 Thanks. 384 00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:19,583 -I feel better already. - Come on, honey. Don't cry. 385 00:28:22,292 --> 00:28:25,042 -Female roommate? -We won't leave her alone. 386 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,458 Do you want to drop it? 387 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:29,833 I'm serious. You don't give up someone getting a divorce. 388 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,792 It's a very difficult situation. You know that. And I know it. 389 00:28:35,042 --> 00:28:38,042 Yes, you are right. Sorry. We must have solidarity. 390 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:40,458 -Exactly. -And we have plenty of space. 391 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,667 -But not a party every night. - Please, Ben. 392 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:47,083 We are helping a friend in emotional wilderness. 393 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,625 Who talked about parties? 394 00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:08,167 Thanks! 395 00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,667 I live again! 396 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,792 - Will you make me a drink? -Immediately. 397 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:16,250 It's the best it has happened to me! 398 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,500 -What thing? - Who broke up with me. 399 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,417 -I wish I could say the same. -Would you like a Rozac? 400 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,208 -It's perfect with alcohol. -It is valid. 401 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,333 I love this song! Let's dance! 402 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:30,917 Mazel tov! 403 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,292 - You too! -What happened to you all? 404 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,833 Freedom! 405 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,708 He drinks fast, huh? 406 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:43,625 -What's going on? -Ben makes a face. 407 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:46,458 - Makes sense, he doesn't have an EMD yet. -That's it. 408 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,917 Bullshit. I am a freelancer. 409 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:53,000 No, EMD. Exploding After Divorce. 410 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,292 Alban is right. 411 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,542 To liberate your sexual energy. 412 00:29:56,792 --> 00:30:00,250 -Bad karma! - I have no problem with that. 413 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:03,125 Listen, you fell off the horse. It happens to even the best kids. 414 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:06,042 Get in the saddle quickly, or else you will ride ponies all your life! 415 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:09,542 Yes, go flirt! Be light and funny! 416 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,375 Your divorce is not sad. You can talk about it. 417 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,625 -Girls! -Not now! Get it! 418 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:19,750 My roommates. Ben and Patrick. 419 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,875 Are you divorced too? What happened? 420 00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:25,083 I was not a good husband. 421 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,500 -And you? -I; I don't... 422 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,333 Basically.. 423 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,417 I heard my wife do it crazy about her boss... 424 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,250 in Dolby Surround system! 425 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:47,625 And there were all the employees around me. They died laughing, they were making fun of me. 426 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:52,125 I was devastated by this story. I lost five kilos. 427 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,792 -Light, funny... - Shall we go dancing? 428 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:26,333 Instead of apologizing, threw me away like trash! 429 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:29,958 But I don't care! I'm light and funny! 430 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,667 I am very moved by your story. My name is Sarah. 431 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,083 You are beautiful, Sarah. 432 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:56,125 - Shall we go to your house? - I don't have a house. 433 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,417 I'm a little bird that fell from its nest. 434 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,458 My poor girl, come to my house. I have a warm nest for you. 435 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,542 Light and funny! 436 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,250 We're off! 437 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:30,958 Good morning! 438 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,333 You are very beautiful when you sleep. 439 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,792 what time is it I have to go to work. 440 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,500 What a great time we had yesterday. 441 00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:09,333 You weren't that tight last night, "Benouli". 442 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,833 Am I him? Sorry. I don't remember much. 443 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,667 I probably drank too much. 444 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:19,083 I just got out of a breakup. I'm still not well. 445 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,833 I know, everyone you told your story 446 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,958 But don't worry. No pressure here, Benouli. 447 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,417 Come down when you want. I will prepare breakfast for you. 448 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:46,708 Get it! 449 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,417 My clothes! 450 00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:52,375 Get it! 451 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:55,792 You forgive me! 452 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,208 You forgive me! 453 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,792 What's her name? 454 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,708 You forgive me! 455 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,708 Where is my stuff? 456 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:23,000 My Benoul! Lucky we are open minded. But again! 457 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:26,042 I put your clothes in the wash. You threw up on them. 458 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,750 Well, since you met... 459 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:32,792 Benny, my dad and mom. 460 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:36,000 We are glad to meet you! 461 00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:40,833 Yes, we are crazy! 462 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:46,917 -Great, we had lost all hope. -Mom, stop! 463 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,167 Indeed, it is perfect! 464 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:53,875 Tell me, Benouli. Your name is Jewish, right? 465 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:58,000 - Of course it's Jewish! -Didn't you see that he is uncircumcised? 466 00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:01,125 -Isn't he circumcised? - No, and I looked carefully! 467 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,542 - Let's see! - Dad! 468 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:10,125 It doesn't matter if you're not Jewish. You will be, before the wedding. 469 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:14,208 It does not matter; You say it. Tea or coffee? 470 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,083 -Both. -Both 471 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:25,083 I forgot to brush my teeth. I'll be right back. 472 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,167 Take a look at the hostel. 473 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:33,708 -A wall must be knocked down. - Definitely to be torn down! 474 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:37,750 -It will be a great children's room! -Children's room! 475 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:39,958 Naturally. 476 00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:44,583 I'll take a look as a professional. 477 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:48,500 Bring your tools and here we go! 478 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,583 He is perfect! 479 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:08,875 Get it! 480 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,042 Get it! 481 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,958 Get it! 482 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:30,000 So, how does it look to you? 483 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:39,708 Benouli? 484 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:53,292 -I would prefer a doctor or a lawyer. -Realtors have stable jobs. 485 00:36:57,042 --> 00:37:01,583 -What was that? Did you hear? -Benuli, are you okay? 486 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:04,958 Maybe it started to knock down the wall. 487 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:06,792 you say 488 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:09,833 He is perfect... 489 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:47,125 Relax, bro. I'm mixing a track. 490 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:56,292 Awesome! I leveled up now! 491 00:37:58,417 --> 00:38:00,375 Excuse me a little... 492 00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:03,000 are you ben 493 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,125 Stick it, man! 494 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:09,083 What are you doing with your underpants in the living room? 495 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:11,708 I forgot my swimsuit and dived into the pool. 496 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,875 Why did you dress up as a geisha? 497 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,750 See you soon, huh? For taxi, left, left, right. 498 00:38:23,583 --> 00:38:26,292 -You're back! -Yes. Who is he? 499 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,667 -Didier. -Yes, but call me Dee. 500 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,375 DJ DJ Dee! 501 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:35,000 -And what is he doing with the underpants? -Ben, don't you recognize Dee? 502 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:38,458 He mixed last night. It was terrible! Terribly! 503 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,375 -He's from the support team. -Divorced too? 504 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:43,833 Thirty years in the "katerga", man! 505 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:47,375 He was an accountant, but he wanted to live his dream, to become a DJ! 506 00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:53,333 My wife was listening to Cabrel and he saw Trifo. I was dog bored. 507 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:56,167 - I left her the house, the children. -And the children? 508 00:38:56,333 --> 00:39:01,375 - Yes, 28 and 32 years old. -I suggested that Dee stay here. 509 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:03,542 What? And another roommate? 510 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:07,583 Show some kindness. He is old and sensitive. 511 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:11,333 Indeed, I am very bad. 512 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,750 Patrick, I didn't sign for something like that! 513 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,417 Bye... Bye... 514 00:39:19,542 --> 00:39:21,208 The taxi is left, left, right. 515 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:25,417 Did you find no white doves? Get gray and paint white! 516 00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,333 Aren't you better, honey? 517 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:32,083 No lilies, she's allergic! I'm going to the pool. We talk. 518 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:38,292 Come on, I didn't sign up for it. 519 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,167 Women, men in panties, Alban and her problems! 520 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,583 Have we become the Divorced Club? 521 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,500 THE CLUB OF THE DIVORCE 522 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:02,625 -You are a genius! - No, I'm inconsolable! 523 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,333 It was my wedding very important to me. 524 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,917 I won't pretend I'm fine. I'm not well. 525 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:13,417 -Coffee? Croissant; -It's not a good time. 526 00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:16,000 Someone woke up wrong. 527 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,333 I'll put some sound! 528 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:29,750 The Divorced Club? Excellent idea! 529 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:34,250 -You will have sex upside down! - You didn't hear a word I said. 530 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,458 Don't whine. You're having fun. 531 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:38,875 Kati wants a baby and she is unbearable. 532 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:41,917 He will stay only with extracorporeal pregnant. That's why we don't. 533 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,458 I have to empty into a glass. 534 00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:46,750 No magazine. She should be thinking. 535 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:51,083 -Hurry up! -Two minutes, I'm not a machine! 536 00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:53,125 And fill the glass. 537 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:59,167 Shall I come and see you tonight? 538 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:03,917 -I really need it. - You can't. Only separated. 539 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:09,500 You make an exception for someone which is just before the divorce. 540 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,708 I would like to be single like you 541 00:41:12,292 --> 00:41:16,500 -Who are you talking to? -They got the number wrong. 542 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,750 I'm moving on, baby. 543 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:21,583 -What is the address? - I'm shutting you down. 544 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,083 Don't spoil it for me! 545 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:27,125 -Marion from the sex shop. -And not only that. 546 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,792 - I brought you the papers. - Great, very nice. 547 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,458 -Coffee? -Sure! 548 00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:50,750 -Sorry, it's unbearable. -Horrible.. Do you go sailing? 549 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:54,958 No, it's my dream. To have a boat and go around the world. 550 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,500 But not soon. 551 00:41:57,708 --> 00:42:02,375 If you always negotiate like this, you will succeed. 552 00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:05,875 Good thing he stopped. 553 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,958 Thanks. 554 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,208 -You are not married? - No, he broke up with me. 555 00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:20,667 - Me too. I make time wherever it is. -A year? 556 00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:25,167 But don't worry. It gets easier with time. 557 00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,333 -I promise. -I imagine so. 558 00:42:27,542 --> 00:42:30,167 - It passes with time. -Exactly. 559 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:36,292 Have you arranged anything for tonight? I owe you a mojito. 560 00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:40,583 Especially now that you are... bachelor. 561 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,292 Excuse me. 562 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,958 I NEED TO SEE YOU 563 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,500 ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT? IN "ROMANCE" AT 8? 564 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,083 Sorry, not tonight. 565 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:54,917 -Another time then. - Yes, of course. 566 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,958 - I leave you. Thanks for the coffee. - My pleasure. 567 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:03,417 -Hi. -Goodbye. see you 568 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:15,708 Mating is normal only for penguins. 569 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:21,417 The main reason for divorce it's the wedding. 570 00:43:21,792 --> 00:43:23,583 We have to live our sexuality. 571 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,000 Who are they all? 572 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:29,500 From the mutual support group "Anonymous Divorced". Amazing! 573 00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:32,625 Does "divorced" mean "broken"? 574 00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:34,583 -Yes. -No! 575 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:42,042 Divorce is liberation, the starting point for a new life... 576 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:46,167 which begins in a place where you don't give an account to anyone! 577 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:49,542 Married people will be jealous. A place of freedom. 578 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:53,250 And that place is here. It's the "Divorced Club"! 579 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:57,667 Dot. 580 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,542 my friends, as you mourn your fate... 581 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:08,208 remember the trauma that this man experienced. 582 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,708 There is nothing worse! 583 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:13,625 I have the honor to introduce you the one the club envisioned. 584 00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:16,042 My friend Ben Catala! 585 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:25,417 Never be ashamed of who you are separated, because we are not... 586 00:44:25,667 --> 00:44:26,750 Penguins! 587 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:39,500 -You changed their lives. - I can't stay. 588 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:44,375 -It's the opening of our club. -Neither tonight nor any other night! 589 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,083 I'm going out to eat with Vanessa. 590 00:44:48,917 --> 00:44:52,500 The ex is like a prison. If you come back, you didn't understand anything. 591 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:56,542 If in doubt, ask yourself are you a penguin 592 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:00,417 No! 593 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,250 I am! 594 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,250 - Signor Ben, good evening! -What are you doing, Vido? 595 00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:17,417 - Good, you? Welcome. - I'm glad to be here. 596 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:22,333 Like at your home. Ms. Vanessa has come At your favorite table. 597 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:27,375 You will bring us a nice prosecco with the dessert? We will have good news. 598 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:30,792 - I'm not saying anything. - Have a good time! 599 00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:35,042 Good evening. 600 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:40,667 -For later. -Thank you, Signor Ben. 601 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:50,000 Excuse me... Sit down... Are you okay? 602 00:46:01,667 --> 00:46:03,667 - You are beautiful. -Thanks. 603 00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:06,042 And you chose our restaurant. 604 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,792 Ben, I wanted to tell you that I am truly sorry. 605 00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:17,208 Vanessa, life doesn't have instructions for use. 606 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:21,042 We all make mistakes. It is important to recognize them. 607 00:46:21,292 --> 00:46:24,125 If you want to stop this madness, before it's too late... 608 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,750 now is the right time. 609 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:31,167 Hang on, Ben. There was a misunderstanding. We don't slow down anything. 610 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:34,417 Instead, we accelerate. Blaise and I are getting married. 611 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:39,083 Sign the divorce papers, please 612 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,792 A little prosciutto for starters.. 613 00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:48,542 Not now, please. 614 00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:52,542 Not now, get it! 615 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:55,583 He said, not now. Sorry. 616 00:46:58,292 --> 00:47:00,250 Are you going to marry this jerk? 617 00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:06,125 - Blaise, wait five minutes. - I'm bored alone and hungry. 618 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:09,917 Don't call me... "Sven", okay? 619 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:13,917 "Sven"... Nice name, if it's a boy. 620 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:16,625 What? Are you pregnant? 621 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,208 Yes! 622 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:26,292 Thanks. 623 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:30,292 Rose to celebrate the baby! Congratulations! 624 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:38,083 Not now! What don't you understand? 625 00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:41,833 My name is Ben, not Sven, not Glenn. My name is Ben! 626 00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,292 Nice name too. Better maybe. 627 00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:49,208 DIVORCE PUBLIC CONSENT 628 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:18,417 Limoncello for both! Taken from the store! 629 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,708 Deletion! 630 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:00,375 I am him! 631 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,542 LOST 632 00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,625 "Ben, 40 years old, height 1.92. Mark on left thigh." 633 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:08,417 "Good but fearful. If you see him, please contact me". 634 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,208 She is totally crazy! 635 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,667 Psychopath! 636 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:47,292 What is it? 637 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:49,667 what are you doing here 638 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:52,250 My room is. I should have asked. what are you doing 639 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,750 -All the rooms were taken. -And you said you were leaving. 640 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:01,667 -Make room. -What are you doing? Wait, stop. 641 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,583 -So, didn't it go well? -No. 642 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,000 Didn't he come back? 643 00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,083 No. 644 00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:19,708 Are you upset? 645 00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:23,792 No. 646 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:28,750 Because I'm not a penguin! 647 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:32,417 -Yes! I knew it! - I signed the divorce papers. 648 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:36,000 I am so proud of you. i want to cry 649 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,167 I'm warming up. Great, that's four of us. 650 00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:52,083 In the Club of the Divorced! Here, divorce is a celebration! 651 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,333 Dot! Long live love! 652 00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:03,208 He came! 653 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:06,875 That's why you put it your provocative jumpsuit? 654 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:09,667 -It's not provocative. -It's a little. 655 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,292 -Hi. -Good morning. what are you doing 656 00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:14,583 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you. 657 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:18,417 Unbelievable! You did a good job. Wasn't that where the cabins were? 658 00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:21,417 You ruined everything. It has nothing to do with before. 659 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:24,167 You didn't keep the trinkets to fight? 660 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,625 No... What are these? 661 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,167 I found out from the bank that you love mojitos. 662 00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:32,833 Sorry, I only brought two, but you have... 663 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:35,792 Giselle! Come. 664 00:53:36,125 --> 00:53:37,208 Did you understand? 665 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,792 -From here Ben... - It was nice. 666 00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:42,958 -I prefer a handshake. -No problem. 667 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,333 my best friend mixed martial arts teacher. 668 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:47,708 Unbelievable! woman, mixed martial arts teacher? 669 00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:51,625 "Unbelievable!" A woman can't to be a martial arts teacher? 670 00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:54,458 - No, no... - No, I understood. 671 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:57,625 Women should stay in kitchen and looking down... 672 00:53:57,833 --> 00:53:59,917 until you let them vote? 673 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:04,542 -No! I didn't mean to say that. -Ok. And what did you want to say? 674 00:54:04,667 --> 00:54:06,917 - Or I want to say... - Well... 675 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:10,375 I would like to say that it is more nice when you meet her... 676 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,917 But I don't like to lie. 677 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:14,083 -Didn't you have a job? -No. 678 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,042 Yes, you had. 679 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,542 Okay, I got it! I thought that since we came together, we would leave together. 680 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:22,875 Obviously, no. 681 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,625 Come on guys. Let's let them have fun. 682 00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:29,542 Hi. 683 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:40,167 It's the third time. 684 00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:42,750 Since I got divorced, has become overprotective. 685 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:43,958 I see it. 686 00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:52,667 I haven't met many men. I've only been with four. 687 00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:55,667 And it was a very strange night! 688 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:01,000 How a girl like you is she still free 689 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,667 I'm not free. I am serially free. 690 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,958 We won't get married whoever we're dating. 691 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:10,208 Ever since I got divorced, I've been a lot happier, I do what I want. 692 00:55:10,542 --> 00:55:13,958 I sing loudly, I eat it all ice cream, I spend two hours in the bathroom. 693 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:18,125 I don't wax. I go with whoever I want. 694 00:55:18,292 --> 00:55:20,333 Ok, I get the point. 695 00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:23,875 How did martial arts come about? 696 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,208 My father was a champion of Europe in jiu-jitsu. 697 00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:28,875 She would like to have a son, but she had a daughter. 698 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,417 And it did me his little war machine. 699 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,583 -Do you know how to fight? -Yes. 700 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:39,667 Be careful! Ten years of karate. 701 00:55:40,042 --> 00:55:42,208 -I'm fast. - Show me. 702 00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:45,250 Come. 703 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:54,750 And you can't move. 704 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,792 - I can do whatever I want too. -Such as; 705 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,208 Like this. 706 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:10,708 - Why aren't we... -Penguins! 707 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:17,167 Penguins! 708 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,167 Penguins. 709 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,333 Yes! 710 00:56:29,542 --> 00:56:32,333 Ben! Finally, you came! 711 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,375 Your friend he's been waiting for you all day. 712 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,167 What are you doing here, Titi? 713 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:40,625 -Katie left. -Truth; Where did he go? 714 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,750 Here. 715 00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:48,292 -Inside the shaker? - No, Ben. It is... 716 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:51,000 urn. 717 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:54,042 Did he die? 718 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:58,375 It's so unfair! 719 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,708 I'm sorry... 720 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:08,875 But, he will always live in your heart. You know that, right? 721 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:11,625 And if you want to see her again, just close your eyes. 722 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:15,333 - I see her. - Do you see? 723 00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,792 -Something... -That's it. 724 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:20,583 You are welcome at the club, whenever you want. 725 00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:25,792 Thanks. I already feel relieved. 726 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:29,083 - I'll let you tell them. - Thank you. 727 00:57:29,417 --> 00:57:32,458 -See you later. -Yes, no.. See you. 728 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,917 -Are you taking me for a fool? - Ben! 729 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:40,208 The club, the parties... I need the life you lead. 730 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:43,417 Kati has been driving me crazy with the baby. I have no sperm left! 731 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:45,667 - Courage, Thierry. -Thanks. 732 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,500 My molecule is like an empty tube... 733 00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:50,583 and my balls like withered raisins. 734 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,250 -Don't show me your balls! -Don't tell them anything. 735 00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:57,000 -Why didn't you say you broke up? - That's smart. 736 00:57:57,167 --> 00:58:01,333 I didn't think about it. Get it! Now it goes. He died. 737 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:04,792 - What my... -Okay. I have to look strong. 738 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,333 Come on, let's go see some pole dancing. 739 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:11,292 -It will help me forget. -Naturally. 740 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:20,917 Your friend is amazing. What dignity! 741 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,292 Water, please. 742 00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:54,833 Thanks. 743 00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:01,125 -You have a very nice house. -I won it in the divorce. 744 00:59:01,542 --> 00:59:04,125 Give it to me your lawyer's phone number. 745 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,167 Thanks. 746 00:59:10,417 --> 00:59:13,375 Do you have a t-shirt Kool andamp? The Gang? Do you like them? 747 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:16,333 no i don't like them i love them! 748 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:20,583 No, no... I love them. I'm a big fan of pizza. 749 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,958 -I also went to the last concert. - In Juan-les-Pins? 750 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:28,042 -You're kidding! Me too! -Sit down, you say you were there too? 751 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:31,042 -Yes! -No! Show me! 752 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:35,417 "Emergency, 84" "Fresh", "Cherish", "Misled"... I'm going crazy! 753 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:38,500 I said "Lady's Fight" studio from their song. 754 00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:41,167 - I hadn't caught it. -Yes! 755 00:59:48,417 --> 00:59:50,792 -Go crazy! - What a joke! 756 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:52,958 Come here. 757 01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:07,000 -Hello. -Hi. 758 01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:27,292 I was thinking about last night. I didn't know you were so... 759 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,417 What didn't you know? That I'm so flexible? 760 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:35,708 -Coffee? -Coffee. 761 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:40,000 There are three of us. Your girlfriend will come Chuck Norris, for breakfast? 762 01:00:40,917 --> 01:00:43,250 - No, my son. -Do you have a son? 763 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:47,583 His father did not take him from the airport. Anyway. 764 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,917 I went. Sorry, that was unexpected. But I'm glad, because I missed it. 765 01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:53,667 He had gone to tennis in the Balearic Islands. 766 01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:59,500 -Tennis in the Balearics? -Yes. 767 01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:02,792 - Tom! - Yes, mom! 768 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,667 - Will you have breakfast with us? -Come. 769 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,333 To get... 770 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,417 what are you doing here 771 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:16,000 Tom! He does whatever he wants. Some respect, please. 772 01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:17,458 - Here it is. -Thanks. 773 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,875 Your father is. How it tires me! 774 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,208 Well, I'll let you get to know each other. 775 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,458 Dad knows what are you doing with mom? 776 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,792 Your mom and I are just friends. 777 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,625 And what are you doing here with the underpants? and erection? 778 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:35,333 -Don't look at me like that! -Mama! 779 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,750 Calm down! Your parents are divorced. 780 01:01:37,917 --> 01:01:41,375 Dad is still in love with mom. I'll "give" you a vulture. 781 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:43,792 -Mama! -Wait, listen to me. 782 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:48,458 There is something that your parents do they refuse to buy from you? 783 01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:53,125 A crossbow "William Tellos" with an infrared viewfinder. 784 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,417 -Weapon; -Yes. 785 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:58,167 - No, I can't... - Mom! 786 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,292 Shoot! Okay, it's done. 787 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:03,292 everything ok What's going on? Did you shout? 788 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:05,875 -I love your new boyfriend. -He's very cute. 789 01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:08,292 Face! It's spitting you! 790 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,750 -I'm counting on you. - I'll take care of it. 791 01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:24,083 - Where have you been? where did you sleep -At the office, I had crazy work. 792 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,333 Naturally! 793 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:28,708 You have regained your confidence, now that you are not burdened by a relationship. 794 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,958 “Mario, your princess it's in another castle' 795 01:02:37,167 --> 01:02:39,292 Get it, I was sure! 796 01:02:40,167 --> 01:02:44,125 - Will you eat with us? - I have work and I'm late. 797 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:48,125 -Sit for ten minutes. - There's a war going on in the office. 798 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:53,125 Patrick, Mrs. Marion has come. 799 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:58,875 My ex. He came to get things of Tom I will introduce her to you. 800 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:16,542 You are awesome! everything ok You don't look well. 801 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:26,125 I will introduce you to the child my friend He is perfect. Come. 802 01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:31,542 But where did he go? Here he was! 803 01:03:33,625 --> 01:03:36,500 - Dee, where is he? -Don't talk to me, I'll lose! 804 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:40,583 Michelle, did you see him? 805 01:03:40,958 --> 01:03:43,250 -Really, do you have a roommate? -Many. 806 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,917 Tom's bag. 807 01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:06,167 - Let's eat. -Don't start. I met someone. 808 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:11,042 Dot! This is her the magic of divorce! 809 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,750 I can't think of a reason. Who is he? 810 01:04:14,167 --> 01:04:16,750 you don't know him but it does me a lot of good. 811 01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:25,000 With your son to deal with, not with me. 812 01:04:32,542 --> 01:04:34,708 What happened to you? are you ok mr ben 813 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,917 Michel, that damned, he went to drown me! 814 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,208 -Sometimes, he is mean. -Crusty; 815 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:45,417 He's a psychopath! Since when do lemurs drown people? 816 01:04:45,542 --> 01:04:48,500 stay still, I will bring the pharmacy. 817 01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:52,208 Did your ex leave? 818 01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:04,292 -Are you not well? -Meet someone. 819 01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:08,667 -.I thought you didn't care. - I don't care, but again... 820 01:05:09,542 --> 01:05:13,583 You're divorced, it's a new beginning. You live your life. She is free. 821 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,417 -The stench! -Patrick, you are not a penguin. 822 01:05:17,667 --> 01:05:21,500 -And a year has passed! -I imagine my wife... 823 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:23,625 - Your ex-wife. -Okay, ex. 824 01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:26,167 To do it with a fool in my bed, in my house... 825 01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:29,042 that I built it for us, brick brick... i want to... 826 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,375 Get it! 827 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:36,125 But don't worry. I will find him and Helmut will sort him out. 828 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:42,625 Before he was my assistant, he was in Legion. They called him "Cook". 829 01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:45,167 Because she was cooking? 830 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,917 Not exactly. 831 01:05:47,292 --> 01:05:49,750 Dr. came. Helmut, Mr. Ben! 832 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:53,667 No, okay, it's superficial. Don't touch me! 833 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:56,333 - But what happened? -Who; 834 01:05:56,417 --> 01:05:57,667 Mr. Ben! 835 01:05:57,792 --> 01:06:01,958 Damn, you made me lose! I'm bored! 836 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:02,542 Damn, you made me lose! I'm bored! 837 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:04,875 I'm going to my room! 838 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:09,875 It's all of you for the festivities over here! 839 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,750 Belly breathing... 840 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:19,875 We mentally visualize Hell who was your other half. 841 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:24,000 And we exhale with the belly... And it's gone! 842 01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:29,333 No, Patrick, with the belly. You exhaled through your nose. 843 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:32,083 I see he's gone, but not far. Let's go again. 844 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,375 -Who is he? - Take it! 845 01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:01,083 Do you want to eat out tonight? I need to talk to you. 846 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:05,083 You won't do to me a marriage proposal, I hope. 847 01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:12,208 It can't be done tonight. I'm going out to eat with Giselle. 848 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:17,542 You know her. I would cancel it, but she won't like it. 849 01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:21,708 -No. Then... - Shall we all three go to dinner? 850 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,042 By 9:30, he will have gone to bed and we will be able to talk. 851 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:29,167 Okay, at 8 at the Orchard. It's too good negan, they say. 852 01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,000 Vegan? Dot! 853 01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:33,625 I will book elsewhere for later, when we're hungry. 854 01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,542 You are a fool! 855 01:09:09,292 --> 01:09:11,167 I need to talk to you. 856 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:15,375 Me too, but now I have a date. 857 01:09:17,292 --> 01:09:19,792 It's serious. come here 858 01:09:37,833 --> 01:09:39,542 what did you do 859 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:44,333 Patrick, I swear to you, I didn't know that... 860 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:47,625 Surprise! Happy birthday! 861 01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:04,417 Quiet, please! 862 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:10,292 My dear Ben, I am glad so much that I found you again... 863 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,208 which I wonder how did i live without you! 864 01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:19,917 You always can rely on me 865 01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:24,542 Because our friendship is true, sincere, honest. 866 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,917 That means friendship! 867 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:31,917 Well, to thank you that you are such a good friend... 868 01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:35,667 all club members put from little money to offer you... 869 01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:43,833 to offer you a celebration... 870 01:10:44,167 --> 01:10:47,708 or rather, "celebration"... 871 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:52,000 with the Kool & The Gang! 872 01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:58,083 Happy birthday, Ben! 873 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,167 How did you manage to shut them down? 874 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,917 They are very likeable. Very expensive, but very nice. 875 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:00,417 Are you talking about me? 876 01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:05,208 It cracks me up a bit, because it is my wife's loved ones. 877 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,792 -Former. - He does the same. 878 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:11,667 -No. - Yes, he does the same. 879 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:16,375 No, it doesn't do the same... No, no! 880 01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:20,958 -Dot! Concert; -What are you doing here? 881 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:23,000 Mom said to come. 882 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,208 Titi, cut it! 883 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,958 - Please. -What are you doing, old boy? What happened? 884 01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:44,375 Ben, tell him to stay on your birthday. Come on, tell him! 885 01:12:46,708 --> 01:12:48,833 Of course, I will take care of him! 886 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:52,333 Yes, I love Tom! Huh, buddy? 887 01:12:52,792 --> 01:12:55,292 it's your birthday have the Kool andamp? The Gang. 888 01:12:55,417 --> 01:12:59,583 - You will not babysit! -Exactly, I return your gift. 889 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:04,667 -Don't drink alcohol. -Obviously. 890 01:13:08,542 --> 01:13:10,208 - Are you crazy? -What; 891 01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:12,500 Not here. And only one. 892 01:13:13,917 --> 01:13:15,667 Dad, Ben has it with Mom! 893 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:19,292 Stop it! Ok. But you will clog it. please 894 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:22,042 Your crossbow is perfect. Thanks, buddy. 895 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,625 To get... 896 01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:35,083 where are you going Drink with us! 897 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,458 Look what Alban got me. It says "Drinks Helmut". 898 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,083 Come on, just one. 899 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,250 Let's party! 900 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,167 Come on, I'm hot. 901 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,500 WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 902 01:14:06,958 --> 01:14:09,792 - Where are you going? -Toilet. 903 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:12,333 -I'm coming with you. -No need. 904 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,542 Friendship! 905 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:24,917 Get it! How do I get out now? 906 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:27,875 I can't stand you! Get it! 907 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,125 To take. 908 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,708 To take. 909 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,375 To get... 910 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,333 Good evening, I have an appointment with two girls. 911 01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:36,042 My heart! 912 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,500 - What did you do? -There is no parking in the neighborhood! 913 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,833 I parked on the edge of the world. 914 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:48,583 It's an expression. I didn't park literally on the edge of the world. 915 01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:57,292 -What clothes are these? have you been drinking - Bingo! Yes, because it's my birthday. 916 01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:00,250 My friends surprised me. 917 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:05,500 -And we drank our guts out. -Do you have a birthday? 918 01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:08,833 You didn't tell me. I didn't prepare nothing and I feel stupid. 919 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,667 Don't worry, even I forgot that I was born today. 920 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:15,833 That's all I have to offer you. 921 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,208 What a gift! 922 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:34,042 I don't know if it's ideal restaurant for your birthday. 923 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:36,750 Happy birthday! It won't be the same kiss. 924 01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:41,583 - You smell nice. What perfume are you wearing? -Dior, Eau Sauvage. 925 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:44,167 Truth; You smell like stink, though. 926 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:48,583 - Giselle, are you kidding me? Knock it off. - No, I'm not kidding. 927 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,917 Camille wore the same perfume when he cheated on me. 928 01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:54,833 - Relax a little! - I'm relaxed 929 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:59,000 I ordered some tapas to start. 930 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:04,500 Cashew cheese, Chinese cabbage and tofu with shallots. 931 01:17:07,125 --> 01:17:09,042 What should I eat first! 932 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,583 And what shall we drink? Shall we milk almonds? 933 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:16,917 Very funny... Just kidding. 934 01:17:17,167 --> 01:17:20,917 They don't serve alcohol here. We ordered wheatgrass tea. 935 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,250 Grass; Yup! 936 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,917 - Let me see. -Try it. 937 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,208 Can you make an effort? Relax. 938 01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:35,583 Do you know Stefan Plaza? 939 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:44,375 Let's not talk about work now! And of course I know Stefan. 940 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:47,083 He is a very simple guy. Truth. 941 01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:49,292 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE WILL CUT THE CAKE! 942 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:51,708 - Take it! -Did something happen? 943 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:55,208 Slavery. Something happened to a customer. 944 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:56,458 COME. I'M DOING BAD. 945 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:59,458 He was worried about the price not is the broker fee included? 946 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,958 -Terrible suspense! - What a joke! 947 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:05,500 We're going out for dinner another time. It's complicated for you tonight. 948 01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:09,917 Wait! I fix the job and I'll be right back! 949 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:12,667 I will call outside. It's noisy here, I can't hear it. 950 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:16,375 Front; Hello, Mr. Sanchez. 951 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:18,542 Yes, Mr. Katala. 952 01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:31,958 Get it! 953 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,250 He is alive! 954 01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:39,208 Yes, Dad! 955 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:51,667 Who doesn't have a mask? 956 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:53,917 Put this one on. 957 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:57,417 No, I'm not wearing a mask. I have to go to the bathroom. 958 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,583 I don't see anything! 959 01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:05,417 -I have something for you! -I have to go to the bathroom! 960 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,958 -Drugs? -No, anti-depressants! 961 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,708 You will see. 962 01:19:12,667 --> 01:19:16,042 One line and you'll want it befriend a bear! 963 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:20,042 I don't want to be friends with a bear. No, I don't get that. 964 01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:24,167 Alban, I don't get that. 965 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,833 One sniff, it's legal. 966 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,542 Okay, but only one! 967 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:36,625 did you see 968 01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:49,542 I like it! I want you! 969 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,500 EVERYTHING OK? WORRY! 970 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,875 I have an appointment. Sorry, sir. 971 01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:05,167 Have fun, guys! 972 01:20:07,458 --> 01:20:11,083 Hello, my lady. I have to pass. 973 01:20:18,625 --> 01:20:20,750 Hello, I have an appointment with the girls. 974 01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:30,042 Not here... Sorry. 975 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:33,042 You are not beautiful! Here it is! 976 01:20:42,792 --> 01:20:45,000 Mr. Sanchez, goodbye. 977 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:51,708 The guy wouldn't put his tongue in! I shut it in his face. 978 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:57,000 - I said, "I eat with my friends!" -What game are you playing? What is this? 979 01:20:57,208 --> 01:20:58,667 - Which one? -This! 980 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:05,125 The mask! The zipper! Get it! 981 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:07,333 Damn zipper! 982 01:21:10,292 --> 01:21:12,833 Come on, get it! 983 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:20,458 -But why are you wearing a mask? - Because... 984 01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,417 I was talking on the phone out with Mr. Sanchez... 985 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:28,583 and a Pakistani was selling roses and masks. 986 01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:30,792 And I said, "I'll get a mask." 987 01:21:31,042 --> 01:21:33,500 Leather lasts more than flowers. 988 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,875 For you, Giselle. It goes with your look. 989 01:21:36,167 --> 01:21:38,458 Who ate all my tofu? 990 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:41,292 Tofu! 991 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:45,250 - That's enough now! -Calm down, you're a pity. 992 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:47,417 You're not pretty either. 993 01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:50,292 I will crush him. 994 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,958 Giselle, calm down! Sit down! 995 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,125 What's up, Ben? 996 01:21:56,375 --> 01:22:00,458 I'm getting hot, I got an allergy from the wheatgrass! 997 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:03,125 Sorry, we're leaving. Ben, you need to get home. 998 01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,458 Go ahead, I won't crush you. 999 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:08,000 - Giselle, stop! - Giselle, wait! 1000 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:12,792 I have another gift for you. You will like it. I like you very much. 1001 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,375 Wait, baby. The gift... 1002 01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:17,542 Here I have it. 1003 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,625 We will meet again. I swear to you. 1004 01:22:22,917 --> 01:22:27,500 No, I want to stay with you. I love you, I want to have children with you. 1005 01:22:27,667 --> 01:22:31,458 We will discuss this tomorrow. You need a good nap. 1006 01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:34,917 You are right. I drank too much i have to get home 1007 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,833 Excuse me... I'm a mess. 1008 01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:43,667 LOST 1009 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,417 -And a liar. -Liar; 1010 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,125 - I will explain to you tomorrow. -I'll call you an Uber. 1011 01:22:53,292 --> 01:22:55,375 No, I can do that. 1012 01:22:55,792 --> 01:22:57,083 Iber! 1013 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:01,375 Take care, I'll see you tomorrow. 1014 01:23:02,208 --> 01:23:03,417 Friendship. 1015 01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:11,583 So where are we going? 1016 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,042 -Stop! -What; 1017 01:23:13,667 --> 01:23:15,667 - I've parked here. - Was that it? 1018 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:17,458 Friendship! 1019 01:23:26,667 --> 01:23:28,042 We're off! 1020 01:23:31,292 --> 01:23:32,708 Get it! 1021 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:48,042 -You stepped on the bikes, idiot? -Come on, you idiot! 1022 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,333 Wait, now you'll see. 1023 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:20,375 No more wits, dammit! 1024 01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:22,625 Come on, my friend! 1025 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:28,667 Doll! 1026 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:52,958 my princess, you came to the wrong party! 1027 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:55,542 My Little Pony is next door! 1028 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:04,000 Very funny! I was not mistaken party! I'm Cathy Lemaitre. 1029 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:08,625 I know my husband is here. I located his iPhone. Thierry. 1030 01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:18,000 Indeed, we have a Thierry here, but he is a widower. 1031 01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:20,792 - Yes... -His wife is dead. 1032 01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:22,458 -Where is it? -There! 1033 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:34,958 -And are you wearing your wedding ring? -Yes, a tribute to Kati. 1034 01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:38,292 - It's up there. -He would want me to have fun. 1035 01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:40,833 She really liked parties. Too. 1036 01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:44,000 I miss you, my love. 1037 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:48,000 Titi... in memory of Kati. 1038 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,667 To Kati, who was a party girl! 1039 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:54,167 In memory of the reveler Kati! 1040 01:25:54,542 --> 01:25:59,750 I died, huh? Old bastard! Is this your tutorial? 1041 01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:03,750 -With all these smells? - We're not doing anything wrong. 1042 01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:07,500 -They are my colleagues. -Get out! 1043 01:26:07,667 --> 01:26:08,875 Cathy, please... 1044 01:26:09,042 --> 01:26:13,042 Get out of the jacuzzi don't eat you alive! Out! 1045 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,542 They are naked! 1046 01:26:19,583 --> 01:26:22,500 They are naked! I will kill you! 1047 01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:28,000 Come here, I'll cut it for you! 1048 01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:31,167 This is heaven! Leave me! I will stay here! 1049 01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,458 What do we have here? A fight? 1050 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,875 Good luck! 1051 01:26:49,875 --> 01:26:51,042 Aid! 1052 01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:56,250 - I want a divorce... - We will never break up! When! 1053 01:26:58,583 --> 01:27:00,000 -No! -Shut up! 1054 01:27:00,417 --> 01:27:02,667 Let's go, we won't stay here. 1055 01:27:03,708 --> 01:27:06,292 -What's going on here? -What are you doing here? 1056 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,375 - I came to get the child. He blew it. - I knew it! 1057 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,000 Mama... 1058 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,208 I don't believe it! 1059 01:27:16,125 --> 01:27:17,417 Look at me. 1060 01:27:18,167 --> 01:27:21,208 Has he been drinking? You are a big fool after all! 1061 01:27:21,792 --> 01:27:25,083 What is it? Patrick, agreed, no crossbows! 1062 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,750 I didn't buy it for him. 1063 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:37,583 It's me! 1064 01:27:38,083 --> 01:27:39,458 My Ferrari! 1065 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:43,000 Did you get her out of the garage? 1066 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,417 What did you do to my Ferrari? 1067 01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:51,458 Nothing, don't worry. It's an eyesore. 1068 01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:54,042 The handbrake! The handbrake! 1069 01:28:07,417 --> 01:28:08,500 Get it! 1070 01:28:09,917 --> 01:28:10,917 My Ferrari... 1071 01:28:11,083 --> 01:28:14,833 To take. I should have stayed with Iber. 1072 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,125 He broke her up. 1073 01:28:20,458 --> 01:28:23,875 Don't worry, Patrick. I'll get you the same one. 1074 01:28:24,083 --> 01:28:29,500 From the Internet. Oloidia, I swear! 1075 01:28:29,667 --> 01:28:33,250 -Ben, what are you doing here? - Marion? 1076 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,500 Do you know each other? 1077 01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,167 Get it! 1078 01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:41,458 -What are you doing at my ex's house? - He lives here, he's my friend. 1079 01:28:42,375 --> 01:28:47,542 -You two, how do you know each other? -Stop, I'll explain everything to you! 1080 01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:52,583 My Benoul, here you are! How I missed you! 1081 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:54,958 It's not a good time. 1082 01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:58,625 I haven't heard from you and I'm worried how are you hesitating about marriage? 1083 01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,417 - I don't believe it! -It's not what you think. 1084 01:29:01,625 --> 01:29:03,333 She is crazy! 1085 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:08,250 I can accept everything, but not the lack of respect! 1086 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:13,292 Have fun at the Divorced Club, lol! 1087 01:29:14,583 --> 01:29:16,792 And don't call me again. 1088 01:29:19,458 --> 01:29:21,667 -Come. -Don't touch me! 1089 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:28,083 "Divorce Club"? Well done. And to you. Nice example. 1090 01:29:28,708 --> 01:29:32,417 Crazy-crazy, she's right. You are ridiculous. 1091 01:29:32,917 --> 01:29:34,917 And I thought you were honest. 1092 01:29:35,125 --> 01:29:38,125 I don't want to see you again, Ben. Never again. 1093 01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:42,083 Still you! 1094 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:45,917 I swear, I didn't know it was your ex when we met 1095 01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:48,333 Are you saying you are...? 1096 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:57,167 You didn't know either that Ferrari is mine? 1097 01:29:57,375 --> 01:30:01,708 Two things I said don't touch! And I warned you! 1098 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:05,875 Give him, "Judas"! 1099 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:15,542 We gave you everything, Ben. Everything. 1100 01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,542 We trusted you, bro. 1101 01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:22,625 Trust in man? Until and the blind prefer dogs. 1102 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,958 I had you so high, Ben! 1103 01:30:40,792 --> 01:30:43,542 Motionless! We got you, bastard! 1104 01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:48,375 -You're kidding, aren't you? - Come with us. Quickly. 1105 01:30:57,875 --> 01:30:59,000 Perfect... 1106 01:31:08,167 --> 01:31:11,250 -Am I going to jail? - It depends on the judge. 1107 01:31:14,167 --> 01:31:17,417 Ben Catala, stand up please 1108 01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:26,167 Except for cancellation of the diploma... 1109 01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:29,333 and the driving ban for two years... 1110 01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:33,292 I impose a 10,000 euro fine on you, 10,000 for damages... 1111 01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:35,667 six months imprisonment, the one month without suspension. 1112 01:32:16,917 --> 01:32:20,083 You paid dearly for going with your friend's wife! 1113 01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:23,042 Former. And I told you, I didn't know. 1114 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:34,792 -What do you want? Why did you come? - Let me take you, you don't have a diploma. 1115 01:32:38,542 --> 01:32:42,000 - I came to apologize. -You can leave. 1116 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:46,458 For me to apologize. I'm a penguin too. 1117 01:32:47,208 --> 01:32:50,750 I'm sorry I lied to you and that divorce is cool. 1118 01:32:52,417 --> 01:32:56,208 I was hiding, not admitting that I dissolved my marriage. 1119 01:32:57,542 --> 01:33:00,125 -Everyone is doing what they can. -Thanks. 1120 01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,625 Ben... 1121 01:33:06,833 --> 01:33:09,917 She is the mother of my son. I want her to be happy. 1122 01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:14,458 I prefer her happy with you man, than unhappy with me. 1123 01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:17,250 Especially if that makes you happy you too 1124 01:33:18,458 --> 01:33:19,875 Your goodness. 1125 01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:24,500 But it's too late. He doesn't want to see me again. 1126 01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:27,125 Neither me. She will pass. 1127 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,875 It's the grand opening of "Lady's Fight." 1128 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,250 He organizes a match. Either now or never. 1129 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:37,667 - It's ridiculous. Another time. -There won't be another time. 1130 01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:40,917 Then, he leaves for vacation with Tom in Brazil. 1131 01:33:43,625 --> 01:33:46,583 I'm sure he wants to to see you before he leaves. 1132 01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:51,083 -Do you really believe that? -I know her better than you. 1133 01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:53,917 Come on, it'll be fun. 1134 01:33:56,125 --> 01:33:58,292 -You're a jerk. -Come! 1135 01:34:00,042 --> 01:34:02,000 Surprise! 1136 01:34:03,042 --> 01:34:05,250 We missed you Mr. Ben! 1137 01:34:05,542 --> 01:34:09,667 Awesome, man! You did prison! You are a man now! 1138 01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:13,000 Honey, you're screwed. come here 1139 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:16,833 We were too hard on you. You didn't deserve such a harsh lesson. 1140 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:19,792 Cut the crying. Let's go before it's over. 1141 01:34:19,958 --> 01:34:23,167 -Did you have a hard time in prison? -Did they rape you? 1142 01:34:23,292 --> 01:34:25,708 - That's great! - Come on, say it! 1143 01:34:26,333 --> 01:34:28,417 Come on, let's go! 1144 01:34:46,792 --> 01:34:49,292 - There she is, there! - This is her! 1145 01:34:50,208 --> 01:34:53,917 - Go, what are you waiting for? -It's ridiculous, he's going to kick me out! 1146 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,708 You are a man! 1147 01:34:56,833 --> 01:35:00,167 And the winner is... Sarah Balala! 1148 01:35:01,125 --> 01:35:04,000 Stop being cowards, Mr. Ben. You must stay. 1149 01:35:04,167 --> 01:35:06,625 I have an idea! We will do it right! 1150 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,500 It is important. 1151 01:35:16,708 --> 01:35:18,792 -Who is she? - I don't know. 1152 01:35:19,125 --> 01:35:22,667 One minute. Thanks. Good evening everyone. Excuse me. 1153 01:35:22,833 --> 01:35:26,625 Please give a warm welcome Ben Catala! 1154 01:35:27,125 --> 01:35:28,333 What a jerk! 1155 01:35:29,708 --> 01:35:32,167 - Go, Ben! - Come on, Mr. Ben! 1156 01:35:32,667 --> 01:35:35,125 - Come on, Ben. - I told you, we'll have fun. 1157 01:35:36,667 --> 01:35:38,042 Ben Catala! 1158 01:35:39,250 --> 01:35:42,917 what are you doing there Are you spoiling our grand opening? 1159 01:35:43,125 --> 01:35:45,458 - No, not at all. -What do you want? 1160 01:35:46,667 --> 01:35:48,625 To apologize to you. 1161 01:35:49,667 --> 01:35:51,792 The microphone, we don't hear! 1162 01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:04,083 I came to apologize to you. 1163 01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:09,250 I didn't tell you I knew Patrick, because I was afraid of losing you. 1164 01:36:09,417 --> 01:36:11,667 - Both of them. -Coward! 1165 01:36:13,667 --> 01:36:15,125 Ridiculous! 1166 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,000 Let him talk! 1167 01:36:19,167 --> 01:36:23,125 I was a fool for telling so many lies but know only one truth. 1168 01:36:24,292 --> 01:36:26,375 I'm crazy about you. 1169 01:36:37,792 --> 01:36:40,375 -Crap! -Let him sing! 1170 01:36:44,375 --> 01:36:46,667 -Give it to him! - Yes, give it to him! 1171 01:36:51,667 --> 01:36:54,792 I'm crazy about you. I will fight to prove it. 1172 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:57,375 -Yes, fight! -In the cage! 1173 01:36:57,542 --> 01:37:00,875 In the cage! In the cage! 1174 01:37:02,958 --> 01:37:04,875 No, I meant to say... 1175 01:37:05,125 --> 01:37:07,917 I will fight to win you back, not literally. 1176 01:37:08,042 --> 01:37:11,000 No, he really fought. 1177 01:37:12,417 --> 01:37:15,500 I will not fight with you. i love you 1178 01:37:18,750 --> 01:37:20,792 Then fight me. 1179 01:37:27,792 --> 01:37:30,458 it's ridiculous but if that's what you want... 1180 01:37:31,542 --> 01:37:34,542 If that's what you want, then we will fight! 1181 01:37:36,917 --> 01:37:40,167 I'm as excited as Harvey Weinstein before casting! 1182 01:37:40,583 --> 01:37:43,083 -Awesome! - Let's go! 1183 01:38:07,083 --> 01:38:11,250 - I've been waiting for this for a long time, idiot. -I am 1.90 and 97 kg. 1184 01:38:11,417 --> 01:38:15,042 - You will go to your mother crying! -I'll make you "Picasso" in two minutes. 1185 01:38:15,167 --> 01:38:19,125 -Stupid! -Calmly! Calmly! 1186 01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:22,833 No punches in the eyes, in the chest, in the balls. 1187 01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:25,750 We don't bite, we don't pull hair. Did you understand? 1188 01:38:27,667 --> 01:38:28,875 Let's start! 1189 01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:34,500 You will see! 1190 01:38:37,667 --> 01:38:38,958 On him, Giselle! 1191 01:38:44,833 --> 01:38:45,958 To take. 1192 01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:53,667 what did i say 1193 01:38:54,292 --> 01:38:55,333 Get up. 1194 01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:59,542 Get up, Giselle! You are a man! Blood, Giselle! Blood! 1195 01:39:00,792 --> 01:39:02,917 That's it, Giselle! 1196 01:39:08,833 --> 01:39:10,792 Crush him! 1197 01:39:35,958 --> 01:39:38,292 Aid! 1198 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:43,417 Giselle, calm down! Stop! 1199 01:39:45,417 --> 01:39:46,750 Stop! 1200 01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:55,042 Giselle, stop! 1201 01:39:55,833 --> 01:39:58,292 -Stop, Giselle! -Hit the floor! 1202 01:39:59,292 --> 01:40:02,250 -Don't quit. You are a man. - Yes, I resign. 1203 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:06,500 Stop! That's enough! 1204 01:40:07,333 --> 01:40:09,458 -What are you doing? -I'm stopping the fight. 1205 01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,458 ben are you ok 1206 01:40:39,458 --> 01:40:43,208 -I will never lie to you again. -You didn't have to do all that. 1207 01:40:43,667 --> 01:40:47,750 If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't! 1208 01:40:48,333 --> 01:40:52,000 are you dumb We could let's talk about it at a dinner. 1209 01:40:52,542 --> 01:40:54,667 You're leaving for Brazil! 1210 01:40:55,583 --> 01:40:58,917 For Brazil? Of course not! I just opened the studio. 1211 01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:01,333 I'm not going on vacation. what are you saying 1212 01:41:05,417 --> 01:41:06,750 Bastard! 1213 01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:09,750 Sorry, sorry. 1214 01:41:10,917 --> 01:41:13,375 Calm, calm... 1215 01:41:20,708 --> 01:41:23,208 I think I'm holding the lantern here! 1216 01:41:31,667 --> 01:41:34,167 Promise me we'll stay friends and we will never be a couple. 1217 01:41:34,750 --> 01:41:36,542 I promise. For all our lives. 1218 01:41:39,375 --> 01:41:42,375 -I love you madly, Giselle. -Thank you, your kindness. 1219 01:43:00,458 --> 01:43:02,875 - I'm going to the boat. -Okay, see you in a bit. 1220 01:43:06,458 --> 01:43:08,458 Michelle, what are you doing here?